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702 paranoid cats. Every sale buys back $PCAT.
In the beginning there was one cat, and the cat had a feeling. Not a bad feeling. Just the feeling that the toaster was taking notes. So he started counting things: whiskers, windows, unread messages. Everything came out to 23 eventually, if you squinted. Then he found 702, the number everybody whispers when they talk about mass surveillance, and took it as a sign. 702 cats. Five stages of paranoia, from a raised eyebrow to total certainty. Every NOID that comes in buys $PCAT, and every $PCAT bought gets locked away for 23 years, because the cat trusts a locked wallet more than people.
23 NOIDper mystery cat. Yes, 23.
100 %of the NOID buys $PCAT
23 yearsevery bought $PCAT stays locked, and with it its NOID in the pool
1 in 690chance of the hidden Ultra Rare
HOW IT WORKS
Four steps. No forms, no sign-up.
All you need is a Parano1d wallet with a little more than 23 NOID in it.
- 1Send 23 NOID
Open your Parano1d wallet and send exactly 23 NOID to the PCAT founder wallet below. One payment of 23 NOID gets you one cat. Want three? Send 69. (23 × 3, obviously.)
- 2Your cat gets minted
30 to 40 minutes after your payment, once it can't be undone any more and the public random number for it is out, our cat-o-matic draws a random cat from the pot and mints it for you. Look it up below, or on the explorer. Nothing is wrong if nothing shows up before that.
- 3Wait for the release
Your cat stays in the founder wallet until the release: when the pot is sold out, or if we close the sale early because interest is too low. Until then nobody can sell a cat, so nobody can flip a rare one.
- 4Your cat comes home
At the release, all cats are sent out in batches to the wallets that paid for them. You don't have to do anything. Just keep that wallet.
SEND YOUR NOID HERE
The pot is empty: all 690 mystery cats are minted. Payments arriving now are sent back minus the network fee. Direct Epics/Ultra Rares may still be available below.
23 NOID = 1 mystery cat
PCAT founder walletCLOSED
o1jvrncga9qqpdeg9wwvjqk25uw0272jjm0hxfyknnmp9yzf6muguqcvpcat
VALID AMOUNTS (NOID)
- 231 cat
- 462 cats
- 693 cats
- 924 cats
- 1155 cats
- 1386 cats
- 1617 cats
- 1848 cats
- 2079 cats
- 23010 cats
- 2231 direct Epic
- 5231 direct Ultra Rare
Any other amount is sent back to you, minus the network fee.
This address is public. Anyone can watch every payment, every mint, every buy and every lock on the explorer.
Before you send
- Use your own wallet. Send from a Parano1d wallet you control. Never from an exchange: the cat goes to the address that paid, and an exchange address is not yours.
- Exactly 23 NOID per cat. 46 NOID = 2 cats, 69 NOID = 3 cats, up to 10 cats (230 NOID) per payment.
- The fee doesn't count. Your wallet adds a tiny network fee on top. It is not part of the 23.
- Wrong amount? Anything other than 23, 46, 69 … 230, 223 or 523 NOID is sent back to you. The network fee for the refund is taken from it.
- First come, first served. If fewer cats are left than you paid for, you get the ones that are left and the rest of your NOID back, minus the refund fee.
- Then wait 30 to 40 minutes. Your payment has to be final and the public random number for it has to be published before the draw. Your cat appears under “Find your cat” 30 to 40 minutes after you paid.
- No refunds once minted. Your NOID starts buying $PCAT while the sale is still running, so a minted cat can't be refunded.
- Only one address. The founder wallet on this page is the only address. Nobody from PCAT will ever DM you a different one.
Why can't I sell my cat right away?
Because the cat is paranoid on your behalf. If cats were free to move right away, the first buyers could sell rare ones at a markup while everybody else is still minting. So every cat is minted right away and visible on chain, but it stays in the founder wallet until the release: when the pot is sold out, or if we close the sale early. Then all cats are sent out in batches.
WHY SO MANY 23s?
The numbers are not random. The cats are.
23NOID per mystery cat
The classic number of the paranoid. Look for it long enough and it turns up everywhere: in dates, on receipts, in your phone number. The cat stopped looking. Now it finds him.
702cats in total
A nod to Section 702, the internet's favourite shorthand for mass surveillance. The cat read about it once and hasn't opened the curtains since.
690cats in the pot
23 × 30. Every cat except the twelve direct ones goes into the random pot.
223NOID per picked Epic
A 2 in front of 23, because Epic is the second-highest stage. 8 of the 23 Epics skip the pot: send 223 NOID and you get one of them.
523NOID per picked Ultra Rare
5 is 2 + 3, the digit sum of 23. Then 23 again. Four of the five Ultra Rares skip the pot: send 523 NOID and you get one of them.
23years locked
Every $PCAT bought with your NOID stays locked for 23 years. Of course it does.
23, 223 and 523 are all prime numbers. So is 191, the size of stage two. The cat checked. Twice.
THE POT
690 cats. One draw per 23 NOID.
Every mystery cat is drawn at random from the pot. Distrustful is the most common stage, and somewhere in there sits a single Ultra Rare.
How the draw stays fair
Before the sale starts, we publish the full pot: all 690 cats in a fixed order, plus its fingerprint (a SHA-256 hash) and the little script that does the draw. Every draw mixes that fingerprint, your payment's ID, the block that comes after your payment and a public random number from the drand network that nobody can predict. The draw waits until that block is final and that random number has been published, 30 to 40 minutes after your payment. With the list, the script and the public blockchain, anyone can recompute every single draw, at any time. Not even we can steer it.
Fingerprint of the pot list: e6b640206edf7f58092d891210987152f4409f2f230d1a98b9f3eb76373ed364
PUBLISHEDpot list (canonical JSON)draw.pyverify.pyhow to verifyrules
See all 702 cats and their fingerprints →STAGECATSIN POTTHE 23CHANCE
Distrustful · Common41441423 × 1860.0 %Alarmed · Uncommon191191prime, no 2327.7 %Guarded · Rare696923 × 310.0 %Vigilant · Epic231523 × 12.2 %Paranoid · Ultra Rare512 + 31 in 690
Total70269023 × 30
Each draw takes one cat out of the pot, so the chances describe the pot as a whole. In the end all 690 cats find a home, exactly in this mix.
NOT IN THE POT: 12 CATS SOLD DIRECTLY
8 × Vigilant · Epic223 NOID
4 × Paranoid · Ultra Rare523 NOID
See the twelve ↓
WANT IT RARER?
Twelve cats skip the pot.
Send exactly 523 NOID and you get one of the Ultra Rares below that are still free, drawn at random. 223 NOID does the same for the 8 Epics. Every cat that's gone is marked SOLD OUT here automatically. Once a group is sold out, payments for it are sent back to you, minus the network fee.
Paranoid · Ultra Rare523 NOID4 of 5 · the fifth hides in the pot? of 4 still free
All direct Ultra Rares are gone. Please don't send 523 NOID any more, it would only be sent back.
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The Prepper
Paranoid · Ultra Rarechecking…1 of 1
The Whistleblower
Paranoid · Ultra Rarechecking…1 of 1
The Publisher
Paranoid · Ultra RareVigilant · Epic223 NOID8 of 23 · the other 15 are in the pot? of 8 still free
All direct Epics are gone. Please don't send 223 NOID any more, it would only be sent back.
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The Dealmaker
Vigilant · Epicchecking…only 1
Mars Cat
Vigilant · Epicchecking…only 1
Mossad Agent
Vigilant · Epicchecking…only 1
The Sheikh
Vigilant · Epicchecking…only 1
The Prepper
Vigilant · Epicchecking…CAM 23
Under Surveillance
Vigilant · Epicchecking…CAM 31
Under Surveillance
Vigilant · Epicchecking…CAM 44
Under Surveillance
Vigilant · EpicPay from your own Parano1d wallet, same address as above: o1jvrncga9…cvpcat
THE FIVE STAGES OF PARANOIA
From mild distrust to total certainty.
Tap a stage to open it: every cat in it, with its own story. Nothing is hidden. Allegedly.
STAGE 1 · DISTRUSTFUL · COMMON
Open stage 1: all 8 types →
STAGE 2 · ALARMED · UNCOMMON
Open stage 2: all 12 types →
STAGE 3 · GUARDED · RARE
Open stage 3: all 8 types →
STAGE 4 · VIGILANT · EPIC
Open stage 4: all 6 types →
STAGE 5 · PARANOID · ULTRA RARE
Open stage 5: all 5 types →
A raised eyebrow.
The hood goes up. Just in case.
The sirens go on.
Something clicked inside the wall.
Red string everywhere.
Every coincidence goes on the wall.
The cameras turn around.
Now he is the one watching.
Total certainty.
He isn't afraid any more. He knows.
WHERE YOUR NOID GOES
100 % buys $PCAT. Then it's locked for 23 years.
Every NOID that comes in is used to buy $PCAT. The only thing paid from it are the network fees for minting, delivering and buying, a fraction of a NOID per cat. Nobody takes a cut.
- 1Your NOID arrives
Every payment lands in the founder wallet. The address is public, so anyone can watch it on the explorer.
- 2$PCAT gets bought
Our system buys $PCAT on the Parano1d DEX in portions, at random times and in random sizes.
- 3Locked for 23 years
Each portion is locked right after the buy. The Parano1d blockchain itself enforces the lock.
- 4Gone for decades
Until the unlock block, about 24 million blocks later, those tokens can't be moved, sold or touched.
Why random?
If buys happened at fixed times, someone could buy just before us and sell straight into our buy. Random times and random sizes take that advantage away, so nobody profits from knowing when the cat goes shopping.
Why a lock and not a promise?
A promise can be broken. A lock on the blockchain can't. Every locked portion has an unlock block written into it, roughly 23 years in the future. Until that block, nobody can move those tokens: not you, not us, not the cat.
Can tokens really be locked on Parano1d?
Yes. We tested it on the Parano1d testnet: a token balance locked until a chosen block can't be moved, sold or spent by anyone before that block. The network itself rejects every attempt. We plan to lock every $PCAT bought back this way for 23 years.
Buybacks start right away
Buybacks happen while the sale is running, not after it. There is no end date. If the pot never empties, nothing is refunded: the NOID has already bought $PCAT.
Does this help NOID too?
Yes. Every buyback sends NOID into the $PCAT pool, and nobody can withdraw that pool. Because the $PCAT we buy back is locked for 23 years, part of that NOID stays locked in the pool for decades.
Live from the founder wallet
read straight from the blockchain once the sale is live, refreshed every 2 minutes—mystery cats minted of 690
—direct Epics sold of 8
—direct Ultra Rares sold of 4
—NOID received
—$PCAT bought back
—$PCAT locked until ~2049
WHENWHATNOID$PCATUNLOCK BLOCKTX
No buybacks yet. The first one happens after the first cats are sold.
FIND YOUR CAT
Already paid? Look up your cats.
Paste the address you paid from. About 30 minutes after paying you'll see every cat drawn for it, and whether it has been delivered yet.
FOR THE CURIOUSWhat happens behind the scenes
- A normal Parano1d node
The cat-o-matic is a standard Parano1d node with a few extra PCAT functions. No new blockchain, no black box.
- It checks every 120 seconds
The node sees every block. Every two minutes it looks for new payments to the founder wallet, and it waits until the payment is final (24 blocks) and the public random number for it is out, 30 to 40 minutes after your payment.
- It knows who paid
Every Parano1d payment has exactly one sender. That sender is the address your cat will go to.
- It mints a random cat
For each 23 NOID it draws a cat from the pot, using the published draw rules, mints it into the founder wallet and records which sender it belongs to. That list is published, so everyone can check it.
- It delivers at the release
When the pot is empty, or the sale is closed early, it sends every cat to its owner in batches. The network takes at most five such steps per block, so this runs for a while.
- Nothing gets lost
A permanode records every block and every transaction, so the full history stays available even if one machine goes down.
- Everyone can check
noidexplorer.org shows every payment, every mint, every buy and every lock. Trust no one. Check everything.
FAQ
Questions the cat gets asked.
Can I pay from an exchange?
No. Your cat belongs to the address that paid. If you pay from an exchange, the cat goes to the exchange, and you will most likely never see it. Always pay from your own Parano1d wallet.
What if I send the wrong amount?
Valid amounts are 23 NOID per mystery cat (up to 10 cats, 230 NOID, per payment), 223 NOID for a direct Epic and 523 NOID for a direct Ultra Rare. Anything else is sent back to you. The network fee for the refund is taken from it.
Can I choose which cat I get?
No, every cat is a surprise. But you can choose how rare: 223 NOID gets you one of the 8 direct Epics, 523 NOID one of the 4 direct Ultra Rares, each drawn at random from the ones still free.
What if the pot or the direct cats run out?
First come, first served. Payments are handled in the order they appear on the blockchain. If fewer cats are left than you paid for, you get the ones that are left and the rest back, minus the refund fee. This page marks sold-out groups automatically.
When do I get my cat?
It is drawn and minted 30 to 40 minutes after your payment and stays in the founder wallet until the release. The release happens when the pot is sold out, or if we close the sale early because interest is too low. Then all cats are sent out in batches.
Why can't I have my cat right away?
So early buyers can't flip rare cats on the market while everybody else is still minting. Your cat is minted and visible right away, it is just delivered at the release.
Where can I see my cat?
Use “Find your cat” on this page 30 to 40 minutes after paying. Every cat, its story and its fingerprint are also listed on the page with all 702 files.
When does the sale end?
There is no end date. The sale ends when the pot is empty, or if we close it early because interest is too low.
Do I get my NOID back if not all cats are sold?
No. Buybacks happen during the sale, so your NOID has already bought $PCAT. That's the whole point.
Who pays the fees?
Network fees for minting and delivering come out of the sale proceeds. If you get a refund, the network fee for that refund is taken from it.
Can I sell or give away my cat later?
Yes. Once delivered it's a normal NFT on Parano1d. You can send it or trade it. We don't charge any fees on that.
Is this an investment?
No. The buyback is not a promise of price, value or returns. NFTs and memecoins are speculative and you may lose everything you spend. Buy a cat because you like the cat.
Are these real agents or real people?
No. Every character is a fictional cat. This is parody and not affiliated with or endorsed by any person, government or agency.
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Parody. Not affiliated with or endorsed by any person, government or agency.
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Buybacks are not a promise of price, value or returns. NFTs and memecoins are speculative and you may lose everything you spend. Not financial advice.