The cameras turn around.

CAM 07. TARGET: YOU. Crosshairs in both eyes and red laser dots crawling across his hood. He is the most watched cat in the collection and also the one doing the most watching. He considers this fair.

Direct sale

3 of the 18 (CAM 23, 31 and 44) are among the 8 direct Epics.

Origin

Camera 07, which he installed himself, pointing at himself.

Known for

Watching you read this.

Last incident

Caught himself on camera. Filed a report. Approved it.

CAM 12. TARGET: UNKNOWN. Night-vision goggles, crosshair eyes and the same old scar. He doesn't know who he's looking for. That has never once stopped him from looking, and it won't start now.

Origin

Wherever the dark is. He brought goggles.

Known for

Seeing in the dark. Mostly other cats seeing in the dark.

Last incident

Target still unknown. Progress, he says, is excellent.

CAM 88. TARGET: THE FALCON. Gold sunglasses, gold headband and, on his shoulder, the owl, whose eyes have now turned red. He is still looking for the falcon. The owl is now looking at him.

Origin

The tower, now with cameras on every floor.

Known for

Searching for a falcon that sits on his shoulder.

Last incident

The owl's eyes turned red. He thinks it's a feature.

CAM 51. TARGET: ALIENS. Brass goggles, a gas mask with red lenses, the XXX bottle and a cigarette burned to the end. He has waited for first contact so long that he'd now be mildly offended by it.

Origin

Camera 51, mounted on the bunker roof, aimed at the sky.

Known for

Waiting. Professionally.

Last incident

Something blinked in the sky. He wrote it down and refused to look again.

CAM 47. TARGET: EVERYONE. A big golden swoop of hair, blue suit, long red tie, mouth open mid-sentence. He once hosted a TV show where he fired somebody every week, and he still says it to cameras out of habit. He lives in a golden tower with his name on the front, in case he forgets where he lives. He has a deal for every camera pointed at him. None of them have accepted yet. He's sure they will.

Origin

A golden tower with his name on it. Several, actually.

Known for

Typing in CAPITAL LETTERS at 3 a.m.

Last incident

Watched by more cameras than any cat alive. He calls it ratings.

CAM 69. TARGET: MARS. A rocket on his shirt, a rocket in the sky and the red planet right over his shoulder. He builds rockets that land themselves, cars that drive themselves and once dug a tunnel because traffic was annoying. Then he bought a whole bird app and renamed it after a single letter. The only smiling cat in this stage. His plan to escape surveillance is simple: leave the planet.

Origin

Several planets, if you count the plans.

Known for

Rockets that come back down the right way up.

Last incident

Tried to rename the collection to a single letter. The letter was X.